quotes for the day: "hey, just label every single moving box porn...that way when the movers come help they will know that we have a lot of hard-core porn"

"i have a zero tolerance for forwards...someone forwards me something...that's it, lights out on our friendship"- timo

timo brought me goonies cards back from his trip. i got real excited when he handed them over and spastically ate the gum from them. (without thinking..at all) as you may know the goonies came out in the early 80s. so here i am with gum circa 1984 in my mouth. timo was surprised that i was so down to eat it. seconds after it turned into a fine paste in my mouth and i ran to the kitchen sink, anywho... i think i will be okay.